A VERY special news report!?
Snape's scary photo-shopping!
Severus Snape, a middle aged newly wed, was convicted of allegedly photo-shopping Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Draco Malfoy, onto 3,000 separate 'interesting' photos of her and Snape!!! Snape is now taking counseling to work out his past problems...
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*reference to Campeche Mexico*