please suggest some fun awards for stakeholders and advertisers...?

We want to have a fun awards ceremony for our stake holders and advertisers...but we are looking at something which is funny but does not offend them in any way. Something that is more on the physical attributes rather than their work or anything...I hope you get the point...please help..thanks

Fred Flintstone2011-03-19T12:36:18Z

Favorite Answer

Greatest bathroom singer
Best soup slurper
Most original smokers hidey hole
Most generous supplier of office snacks

Larry W2011-03-21T18:32:08Z

Check out FunAwards.com - the whole point of the site is to give ideas for funny business awards that won't offend. Here are some examples:
* Raisin Pay Award - for Most Deserving of a "Raisin" Pay
* Selective Hearing Impairment Award - for Only Hearing What they Want to Hear
* Loch Ness Award - for Least Likely to be Found

If you like those, there is an eBook of 101 funny certificates to print:
http://www.funawards.com/employee-awards/