I was thinking of a few rule changes for the game?

1) get rid of the off sides rule. If a guy can gain an offensive advantage by beating the defense down the field, let him. A few more goals would make the game more exciting to watch.

2) let guys sub in and out as much as the coach wants

3) Stop the clock during dead balls. Fcck stoppage time where nobody really knows exactly how much there is.

4) let anyone touch the ball with his hands

5) no goal tending allowed and shrink the goal down to a 2 ft circle and put it up 10 ft high.

6) shrink the field to about 94 ft by 48 ft and make it hard wood instead of grass.

?2011-03-16T08:09:25Z

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Don't

Then we would end up with 7 foot tall guys, bouncing the ball down the field. Since balls don;t bounce real well on grass, maybe we should make the field out of wood? Naahhhhh, who would enjoy a stupid game like that. Fans would never go! :-)

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Tosh2011-03-16T13:46:54Z

Sounds like you want to turn it into a girls game called basketball.