what is the dumbest, funniest thing a friend of yours has said?

'everything in england tastes like God', 'what the hell is a dumbledore?', 'is I-T a word?'
you know, all those wonderful, insane little quotes people say that make you look at them like O_o 'why do i even KNOW you?'
whats the best, most insane one you have ever heard. one that makes me laugh hardest gets 10 pts. :D

Anonymous2011-04-03T10:28:52Z

Favorite Answer

Me: she said the f word
Buddie: FRENCH FRIES?!
also my friend JJ just said: I want my milk in your cornflakes
>.<

ah there r so many but thats the most recent i can remember.

?2011-04-03T10:31:46Z

She said, "I feel like a cookie"
I thought she meant she literally felt like an actual cookie.