Gastrointestinal blast cannon?

Hey everyone. I just wanted to know a few things: Firstly, what sort of system would be most effective at firing a projectile out of the anal cavity? What would offer the most power and under what conditions would the GI tract be most suited for such a task?

Secondly, if said projectile were a turd: What is the optimum consistency, size, and weight for maximum velocity and distance? What if I wanted it to maintain a sticky, splatter effect upon impact?

Thanks!
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?2011-09-09T00:57:44Z

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