Please list your regrets in not being able to live in the Great Lone Star State of Texas.?

Try to keep it under 1000 words. I understand the communication problems some of you may have, but try not to resort to foul language. Thank you.

2011-10-02T10:37:21Z

Thanks to all, great answers. I love the "full metal jacket" reference.

MomSezNo2011-10-01T17:19:21Z

None. I'm glad I don't have to live in Texas, actually.

kamaole32011-10-01T13:13:18Z

Nothing comes to mind.

?2011-10-01T12:09:51Z

chilli