So, there's a young man in a bar, and he spots a really sexy looking cougar...?
....He goes over to her, and is delighted to find that barely even needs to buy her a drink before she wants to go back to her place. In the car, she asks him if he's into anything kinky. What do you have in mind, he says, practically salivating with anticipation. Well, says the sexy forty-five year old, have you had a mother/daughter three way? And he practically looses it right then a there. But somehow he manages to navigate the car to her house. And as they enter, she yells up the stairs, "MA! Put in your good teeth, I've brought home a surprise for you."