What is the aristocrats joke?

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It is not a specific joke but a type of Joke.

It generally involves a person entering an entertainment agent's office with the idea to get him to sign up their act. The person then goes into detail the performance itself which starts out innocent enough but quickly becomes extremely rude and gets progressively worse as the description of the performance goes on until it reaches an extremely disgusting crescendo.

Basically the beginning is, A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The end is, For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

The middle you make up yourself with the idea being to gross out your peers as much as possible.

Here is a site with some examples to help you understand.
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