Are there any pornos about Jeasus Bible?

Someone told me about Christianity and this bro Jeasus that sounds cool like a good read at least because I like Superhero stories but the book he gave me is REALLY long, like Harry Potter long and I don't really want to read it all because it's in french or something but I really enjoy good erotic/pornographic films and I was wondering if maybe some Christian porn studio made a porno about Jesus that would be a good starting point, preferably two or more so I could ultra-**** on my five monitor display while learning even more about the adventures of Jeasus and his bible.

Preferably something with redheads and blondes, I really prefer redheads and blondes.

Along with that a good modern action film, with bullet time and explosions, no cheesy old effects movie unless it's kung fu I really dig Michael Bays directorial style and if there's a movie like that about this guy I would love to see it.

?2012-02-17T16:57:59Z

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Meh. It's got enough stuff about rape and how it's okay in there.

lady_catseyes2012-02-18T01:01:57Z

You're asking if...there's a porno...based on the Bible? REALLY!? I'm not even that religious and I'm waiting for the lightning to strike you where you stand.

I really sincerely hope there wasn't an adult film company THAT insane. They toe the line with movies involving priests and nuns and people have fits. And you really think there is such a thing as a "Christian" adult film company? REALLY!?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Anonymous2012-02-18T00:58:08Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5rXqAsZnGU