Communitholislaminduism?

I have blended my Communist beliefs with elements of Catholicism, Islam, and Hinduism. In short I belief that there is one god, Ganesh, whose only Begotten son Jesus came to spread the Dharma to all of the world. Jesus will eliminate the Bourgeoisie, and Communitholislaminduite believers can rejoice under the next Pope, Morgan Freeman.

Anybody in?

Anonymous2012-03-02T11:17:27Z

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Could you possibly shove 'orgies' in there. I pretty much am only willing to convert to a religion which espouses orgies. Oh, and the martial arts.

Otherwise, freaking awesome.

G C2012-03-02T19:11:40Z

No 'islm' has ever been successful because they go against the laws of nature set down from the beginning of the world by God.

Anonymous2012-03-02T19:07:10Z

Meh

?2012-03-02T19:08:18Z

I believe my Grandmother was a firm believer in Communittholislaminduism, she was a wonderful women.

Anonymous2012-03-02T19:09:29Z

how do you even pronounce that? lol