How would a homophobe prove a man is gay?

Im writing a screenplay about a group of miners trapped in a collapsed coal mine, in one of the scenes the miners decide one of them will have to be sacrified due to the lack of oxigen, the guys with children back home are spared, so they have to decide between the single men, some of the guys suspect a young man is gay, he denies it, the group wants to prove the young man is gay so they can sacrifice him based on their homophobic logic. The question is; How do the miners go about to find out if the young man is gay???

Sasha Whitefur2012-09-12T23:21:19Z

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He's already denied it, there is no more to do. Your premise falls flat.

Anonymous2012-09-12T22:31:39Z

Have one of the other single miners flirt with the suspect and see how he reacts.

?2012-09-12T22:37:02Z

A collapsed coal mine, how appropriate.
I really hope this is meant to be a comedy or something - have all of them undress or something, to see if he's aroused.

It's not like it can get any worse.

JoshLain2012-09-12T23:57:43Z

hmm maybe one of them can touch him down there and see if he gets aroused? In reality the answer would be no, homophobes don't even know wth they are but since it's a story.. :)

Anonymous2012-09-12T23:00:22Z

Bend over and wiggle your *** at him to see if he gets hard?

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