If you are a law enforcement officer, what was the funniest or most amusing excuse for speeding?

Looking for a laugh. Best answer gets points. Thanks for your service, and sorry for the verbal abuse from some of the not so thankful. Unless someone is breaking into their house. Then I suppose you're like the second coming to them.

?2012-09-19T14:38:49Z

Favorite Answer

I'm not a cop,but one time my friends mum got pulled over for speeding,and she told the cop she had bad diarrhea and had to make it home in a hurry.She crapped herself while he was writing the ticket haha XD

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