How did he do it? He must work out?

The pictures I've seen of God look like he's pretty old. Did he need Viagra to get Mary pregnant?

Nigel8ball2012-11-28T11:04:45Z

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You have seen pictures of God? Man, you are one up on all of us.
I have never seen pictures of God.
In fact, I have never seen a 'real' picture of Jesus. Just what the artists think HE looked like.
Interesting.
Please forward to us a picture of God so we can see what HE really looked like.
Thanking you in advance.

Oh, and if I get it in time I will send you a photo of the Devil.
Wait, actually you can see him in the paper and on TV a lot.
He resides in DC. Goes by the name Obama.
Perhaps you've heard of him - Barack Hussein Obama.
Now he thinks he's the Messiah. Is that the picture you want us to see?

Whatever, have a great weekend and have a very Merry Christmas.
And be safe New Years Eve. Remember, that's amateur night.

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Anonymous2012-11-28T16:05:45Z

No, he's God. He did it long distance. It's in the Bible.