Three people rob a bank. The police come and none of them want to go to jail, so they attempt suicide. The first person shoots himself, the second person chokes himself, and the third jumps out a 5 story window. The next day one of the body bags is empty. Which one got up?
Anonymous
Favorite Answer
The second one, because you can't choke yourself to death. Honestly, terrible police force.
Dog Star
the 2nd one... how do you choke yourself? and what college did the csi team graduate from?
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Second you can't choke yourself
Anonymous
All three. You said they "attempted suicide." They could've all failed at it.
Sheena
i guess the third one!