Is it an easy as Reporting items stolen?

A few days ago i asked if it was "very" illegal to file a false police report. The answers I received were ranging from Jail time to fines. The main counter question i was getting is why would you do this and not gain anything. I am one of those "Evil gun owners" and do not want what i paid so much for to be taken from me. So to reword my question I guess i will ask this instead. If i were to stage the theft of my guns (some not all) just the ones that are in the spot light lately. Yet, collect no money from insurance or anything but would be my best case (they don't pursue the case) scenario and the Worst case (They do pursue it but cant find the guns) scenario of which they could do to me? I believe that the juice is worth the squeeze. Far as i look at it, its my constitutional write to ask these questions as well as its your right to call me nuts for trying to loop hole the current Dictator. As much as it is my right to Keep and bear the arms I have paid so much money for. I am a Marine Corps vet so i do know how to properly use these weapons. They are all legal and I even went so far as to get my concealed weapons permits. So Im no wacko. Im just trying to be cautious. Any thoughts on better or worse ways of doing this?

Baldrick2013-02-10T20:39:15Z

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Dude- when they come for them- just tell them about that boating accident you had on the Colorado river safari while hunting the wild jackalope.