I guess writing YARD SALE on a sign does look nicer than COME PICK THROUGH OUR GARBAGE, doesn't it?

tublet cuddle punch2013-05-04T15:40:16Z

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People go through our garbage sometimes without the sign. I guess the "yard sale" sign just gives them permission, but they also have to pay. Which one do you think people like better? I think I'm going to spray paint "yard sale" on my trash cans and leave out a cash donation box so I get the best of both bottom-feeding worlds.

Mrs H2013-05-04T01:13:27Z

Yes, besides if you put come pick through our garbage you'll
have a free for all in your yard and make no money.

Anonymous2013-05-03T20:23:12Z

Yea it does, but i guess its not garbage, more like useless items that may have a value to others

Anonymous2013-05-04T19:47:17Z

I hate to break it to you, Tut, but no one is going to buy your Budweiser art-deco aluminum can wind chime and old VHS player. Although, your XXL Catholic schoolgirl uniform with matching knee socks has peeked my attention. You're a single man, right?

Crash Fu™2013-05-04T19:38:43Z

My kids made a sign that said, "stare at my mom's low-hanging breasts while you browse our curios."

Sure, it doesn't roll off the tongue like "I'm lovin' it" or "When in doubt, whip it out."

Still, marketing pays.

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