Bogus documented diseases?

Okay this might sound really weird but I want websites to silly, stupid and ridiculous diseases. For health class my teacher is letting me do extra credit, and I want to do a few of my extra credit things on things that would make her laugh. I really like to make my papers ridiculous. I draw and leave comments on some of the questions on my papers. Okay I want these to be obviously fake like it could say that symptoms may include farting 100 times and after the hundredth time you float up. please and thank you . u .

Anonymous2013-06-06T14:54:25Z

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If you **** too much, you'll go blind- people actually believe this.
If you go out in the rain, you'll shrink
If you sneeze too much, you'll sneeze your brains out