Does Slenderman poop?

I know that all animals poop, but I don't know if he counts as an animal or what. Does he poop? Does he need to poop? I don't even know if he eats!

Emm2013-07-15T06:59:32Z

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Slenderman poops alright, but they are invisible poops. He poops a lot but he is embarrassed to admit it. His poops are also soundless, but you can sure smell them. He has the nastiest poop in the world. I know this because I read it in the Slenderman Poop book and I followed him before and I smelt his poop like the book told me I would. Hope this helps you out.

Anonymous2013-07-15T10:28:46Z

He eats people...so yeah he poops. He poops out the bloody bones of his victims.

Desiree2013-07-15T08:09:43Z

every living thing on earth poops

Anonymous2013-07-15T07:31:04Z

He poops in fear when Chuck Norris is near.

Jack2013-07-15T07:46:32Z

He craps his pants in a magical litterbox in the corner of the universe.