How can I crush peasants and become supreme leader of humanity?

◄WhoMe►2013-09-03T18:00:08Z

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You need to get a start in politics, not yahoo, get in the game, go to your local democratic party headquarters and see what positions they have open.
If you want to move to Chicago, head down to your ward headquarters and stand outside sweeping.

?2013-09-04T00:58:34Z

There may be a supreme leader position opening up soon in Syria.

If than doesn't pan out maybe try Egypt?

Third time is a charm, how about Iraq?

Citizen Of Big Br0Topia2013-09-04T00:56:54Z

Crushing peasants and middle class is the easy part. Government has been doing it legally for decades

Anonymous2013-09-04T00:56:10Z

You will have to wait for Michelle's husband to abdicate his throne in the Oval Office.

?2013-09-04T00:54:52Z

Yahoo Answers is not the best way to start out

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