How do I ask God to help me find my car keys?
I just can't seem to remember where I left them. Since God knows everything, how can I get him to tell me where I left them?
I just can't seem to remember where I left them. Since God knows everything, how can I get him to tell me where I left them?
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How do I ask God to help me find my car keys?
~~~ You'll have to ask Loki!
God hid your keys as an act of mercy.
You cannot see that in your mad vain self-centered desires and persuits.
Had you had the keys, at the moment, you would have crashed, killed a young family of three, and lived to think about it while paralyzed from the neck down.
If you want YOUR Will to be B Done, Loki is glad to oblige!
We always oblige! *__-
Loosey™
Get one of those disposable cell phones. Ask god for one. Then, when he delivers, duct tape your car keys to your disposable cell phone. Whenever you can't find your keys, call that number. God will guide the electromagnetic beam to the phone and if you recall, the phone is all ducky with the car keys. You will never lose your car keys again, if they're within earshot.
oscar
just ask? Now he might probably ignore you since you kinda don't believe in him and are a bit annoying so don't be surprised if there is silence. but if you ask humbly and sincerely things might change
Alias
Pray to him ask him god help me find my car keys :) i will be praying for you and your family :) i know he will help you and your family :)
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I actually think he delegates tasks like that to St. Anthony.