I'm a metal head through and through?

I am a metal head, dispite the fact I act and dress like a hick I don't even Liston to country, it's all right but not an everyday occurrence. but I also love the old rap like public enemy and all Thoes guys( the only good rap) but I'm into almost all metal just not that **** where the guy sounds like he's recording on the toilet while constipated. Anyway it's kinda stupid but I do this thing on my Facebook. Metal moday and thrash Thursday but I can't find any for any other day. I wanna do like psychedelic rock, hard rock, and hair bands, anyone have ideas? It's gotta rhyme otherwise it sounds stupid

?2014-03-08T19:14:54Z

Traditional Heavy Metal Tuesday
Folk Metal Friday
Speed (Metal) Saturday
Symphonic (Metal) Sunday

That's all I've got.

Anonymous2014-03-08T19:12:41Z

I resent that! Toilet constipation is the BEST METAL!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Hail extreme constipation toilet metal also known as Death, Thrash and Black. Grrrrrr. Death Metal be the best metal me man!