Anonymous
You forgot your secret decoder ring again, didn't you?
How many times do we have to tell you, the only way to find the bathrooms is to put your decoder ring at eye level and look for the secret, signs painted on the walls. They are invisible without the ring.
Anonymous
In the basement
Big Kahuna
Yell 'Yahoo' and click your ruby slippers and there they are.
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*hands you a y!A diaper* O_o