How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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StoryWriter3652014-12-28T22:34:48Z

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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.

Alexa2014-12-28T22:36:51Z

Obviously a lot. It's a freaking woodchuck

Lacey2014-12-28T23:03:27Z

42

Anonymous2014-12-28T23:39:07Z

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