Are these the things christians believe jesus and god will do for them?

http://www.inquisitr.com/2259733/april-yates-jesus-will-pick-up-seafood-dinner-check-she-says-but-jesus-cant-get-her-out-of-jail/#utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Feed

Maurog IV2015-07-17T17:36:37Z

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I have to say, this woman has more faith than all the Christians I met on this site.

But still not more than the size of a mustard seed...

Anonymous2015-07-18T21:54:44Z

The old concepts of gods as helper spirits is not the best paradigm through which to imagine religion. It will lead you to miss important ideas and to false conclusions of what its adherents hold.

If you are interested in truth you will use you intellect to overcome these ideas. If you are trying to express humorously your disdain of religion, the attempt falls short.

Anonymous2015-07-17T17:34:47Z

Obviously some....I think this woman has worse issues though.