Where should I hide my neighbor's dead cat?

I accidentally shot my neighbor's cat with my shotgun. Where should I hide it so he doesn't know?

Greg2016-02-14T21:36:10Z

In your neighbor's hands as you are explaining what you did.
And just how does one accidentally kill a neighbor's cat? Did it jump in front of your intended target? The other neighbor's dog?
You should disarm yourself, you are a danger and a menace to society.

Anonymous2016-10-30T00:37:18Z

He wouldn't have shot the neighbor's cat if the neighbor wasn't a negligent @sshole who let the cat roam.

Anonymous2016-02-11T14:19:41Z

What's about the fines you have to pay for discharging a firearm within the cities limit, don't you think he will figure it out on his own?

Prettygurl2016-02-11T14:54:45Z

Under your house

Martha2016-02-14T14:05:02Z

Stuff it. Then give it to the neighbour as a birthday present.

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