Gay pervert's instincts gravitate him towards the bathroom when his dad is shltttting. He hears some farrty, sexy sounds from toilet. He goes to bathroom door and sneakily cracks it open and there he is: his sexy dad sitting on the toilet applying pressure and squirming to push out constipated Pooooooop
The gay perrvert drools. He breaks the door open and sniffs the farrty, shllllty, stinky aroma. Then the perrvert grabs his dad off toilet and stares at the toilet bowl. It contained 4 thick (5 inch diameter) turds clogging the toilet. The faggggoooot then has anaI with his daddy without wiping 😉. It's poooooop vs penis battle in the anus.
The hoooommmo dies of severe AIDS a few days later