Anonymous
Atheists, what do you use to get your hair sooo soft and shiny?!! :D?
I shave my head.
numbnuts222
Holy water
Anonymous
Armpit grease
jethom33545
Like my atheism, I was born with it. Go ahead, stroke my tummy to reach for a new high in tingly sensations. I dare you.
skeptik
Babby butter - works wonders.