I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married. What am I?

?2016-11-22T21:32:18Z

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Your last name....

Anonymous2016-11-22T21:32:08Z

Polecat

Anonymous2016-11-22T21:37:42Z

Your a Sinner. Your a Con. Your a Gigolo. Your the type, no one should trust.~*

Lurunchik2016-11-23T22:00:09Z

wife: "this isn't what i thought you meant by sharing a bath"
me: [giving the dog a bubble beard] "are you getting in or not?"

funnyone2016-11-23T21:06:06Z

You would say i am somewhat normal, but not when i am around my friends :)

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