If crying was declared a sport?

How would you rank? With all of my experience and practice, I think I would be a multiple time world champion, a multiple time Olympic gold medalist in the sport. Regarded as the go-to expert on the sport of crying. Make and sell videos on how to excel at the sport. Yeah, I'm just that good. What about you?

bubba2017-01-24T14:13:06Z

I'd be a looser