Who are my feet?
I believe that people can be reincarnated as other people's body parts and each part has its own soul. My great-uncle Kevin is typing this question as he is one of my hand souls. My dog Baxter is my other hand, that's why this takes so long, he can't remember the alphabet. But lately I've been feeling like my feet need more than the life I'm giving them and need to be free to smell something besides my shoes. So if you just give my company the money they'll stop.