How do I hide from my girlfriend the fact I am a Total Loser?

2017-05-24T20:46:26Z

Yes, much like our Great Leader, I am a Total Douchebag. Is there any way to keep this from coming out? FYI: we have been living together for 5 months already. I am afraid she is going to discover the Truth any day now.

2017-05-24T20:47:03Z

Update 2: Could it be possible my gf is also a Total Loser? That would explain a lot.

Anonymous2017-05-30T21:43:34Z

you can't hide that idiot. She will eventually realize you're a loser and leave you for someone better

Anonymous2017-05-24T20:50:36Z

You got yourself a girl. That's success.
Update: Then I guess it's time to change. Tell her the truth and tell her that you want to change. Girls like to change men so... good luck

?2017-05-24T20:48:04Z

No need to hide....it is not true.
You are as much worth as anyone else.
No doubt she thinks even more!