How do I hide from my girlfriend the fact I am a Total Loser?
Yes, much like our Great Leader, I am a Total Douchebag. Is there any way to keep this from coming out? FYI: we have been living together for 5 months already. I am afraid she is going to discover the Truth any day now.
Update 2: Could it be possible my gf is also a Total Loser? That would explain a lot.