I have to crap so bad I can taste it but theirs a guy here fixing the plumbing an both of the toilets is shut off! What can I do?

Its so bad I am almost ready to go out an crap in the weeds! I have been holding it in for almost 2 hours! It feels good to hold it in but I am just about to bust! What can I do?

Elizabeth2017-06-20T16:02:30Z

a) Order a coffee in McDonalds, Starbucks, or some other establishment nearby.
b) Read the toilet access code on your receipt.
c) Use their toilets and unleash hell.
d) Complain about the state of the toilets to the management!

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?2017-06-20T13:28:51Z

Ask the plumber if you can use a bathroom. Usually you are able to.

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Gert2017-06-20T13:24:13Z

Neighbors? Gas station? A bucket?

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