Kano
No you won the brainless look challenge.
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No. But if those weak @ss coaster brakes fail. you'll win a Darwin Award.
Sidewinder Jerry
You didn't buy a single speed road bike. A road bike has multiple gears. What you have is a single speed cruiser. One can easily spot a coaster brake on a cruiser so no you won't appear to be stupid for not having a braking system on your bike.