It was almost noon when some woman was banging on our door and I was just getting out of bed so I couldn't get the door in my briefs. I hope it wasn't someone from the government bc I did drop out of school and FL is strict with education (even if your parent signs a form saying they allow you to drop out the state still requires you to have some form of education which is stupid as hell). Who was it?
Foofa
I somehow doubt "FL is strict with education". Your state isn't the butt of every joke on the planet for no reason at all. This was probably someone coming to talk to you about accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Perhaps if you'd stayed in school you'd have the smarts to figure this out.
Lone Cat
Troll fail. One of the worst stories I've ever read. Your leading the reader. The answer that I'm suppose to give is.....
You lazy bum. Try getting up in the morning.
Anonymous
but you knew it was a woman . I think you are afraid to open the door in your briefs .