Do you agree Adam and Eve must have been Africans and Jehovah Russian?
OK I'll elaborate why. Africans are the first people (scientific facts about them) so clearly Adam and Eve would have had such features, ebony skin, Afro hair, Eve would have a bubble butt.
As for Jehovah it is Russians that have multiple names e.g. a family name, common name, given name, name from friends, name from colleagues, name from lover. This would fit in with God having 995 different sounding names depending on aspect appealed to.
This has logic and reasoning. If you disagree please give reasoning