How is the dating profile bio?

Keep in mind I'm 21, this bio isn't meant for 35 year old women 

"You ever try to sleep while on cocaine, freak out from trying to be still and end up punching a hole in your wall? Me neither 

Calm and gentle guy with a nice voice

Yeah I'm DTF

D- Down
T- To
F- FLovecherishandrespectyou

Let's start off as friends and see where we end up

My friend read my bio. Told me this **** is boring. It needs more ****. So here's a dinosaur for that ***** 🦕

Just moved to *redacted*, who's tryna show me around? (Or just binge tv. I got Hulu, Netflix and Disney+)"

Anonymous2020-01-12T19:19:56Z

You're going to be single for a long, long time!!! NO "woman" is going to fall for that one...maybe a little girl will be impressed