When eating diner out in public or at a friends house?
What would be proper etiquette when feeling the urge to cut a huge fart?
Should I do it right there at the table or should I excuse myself and go somewhere in private?
What would be proper etiquette when feeling the urge to cut a huge fart?
Should I do it right there at the table or should I excuse myself and go somewhere in private?
Anonymous
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You should ding a spoon in your champagne glass to get everyone’s attention and then when they are all quiet, stand up, turn around so your butt is facing the table, lift one leg up and let it rip. Don’t forget to take a bow afterwards.
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Very simple. If you can easily avoid something that might offend people, do that. Just excuse yourself--no one is going to ask way.
Pearl
i would excuse yourself and go somewhere private
linkus86
Farting is a human function, easily compared to be similar of a bowel movement which often comes with similar sounds and smells. Thus your fart should be removed to the same environment. Get to the bathroom. close the door and let it rip. If it is discovered it is a "shart" instead of a fart, you are also in the right place.
LiverGirl98
This is going to come down to your own comfort level of farting in front of other people, and your relationship/connection with the people around you.