Is it not okay to throw watermelons on people at Costco?

I threw a big melon at a guy and he kicked me in the nuts. So I got a fridge and pushed on top of him. I asked if he was okay but he wouldn't respond. He was too shocked at how badass i am. I got arrested. What???

choko_canyon2020-02-13T20:31:37Z

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Troll score 8/10. Well-written, nice conception, fun use of Costco, and extra points for not posting anonymously like all the amateurs. Well done sir!

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Moonboat2020-02-13T20:48:37Z

I think the use of"What??" @ the end is innovative &worth an extra point so I give it a 9 .

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