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You can always drink before you go. Just do not drink and drive.
Anonymous
Everyone would be more jovial, and a few would be talking to what they think is God (might be a pink elephant or leprechaun)
Uncle Fester
It is a long time since I went to church but I seem to remember there was far more whine than I considered healthy for me.
Barry
I think a full bottle shared with a friend would improve matters no end. Lots more singing and fondling would occur.
Evangilizing The Lost
This reminds me of the time I was in line for the cup of wine to sip, and the guy before me drank the whole cup LOL he was like, bottoms up.