My friend recently squatted down, and an egg plopped down. I am extremely questioning my life, because I never learned that humans lay eggs in health class!
2020-03-25T18:48:37Z
I see people don't believe me. Shame on them, because the legit actually happened. Maybe my friend was pranking me, but I am still curious.
Ah...your "friend" must be into that fetish/kink of using a silicone "ovipositor" sex toy to insert a waxy egg made for that toy, in order to imitate the action of having an egg implanted by some alien species into yourself....oops, I mean "himself".