What’s the best joke you know?

Weasel McWeasel2020-04-07T17:07:58Z

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What do you call a cow with no legs? 

Ground Beef. 

*I swear to god ,  I laugh every time. * 

Gregg2020-04-09T18:22:00Z

Need more refrigerator space? Buy cow instead of beef (1), pig instead of pork (1), chick instead of chicken (2) - you created 4 spaces.

succor2020-04-07T18:37:01Z

What does Quasimodo use to keep his breath fresh?
Garg oil.

Pronk2020-04-07T12:57:28Z

This is pretty good..

Anonymous2020-04-07T12:51:43Z

What does a zombie vegetarian eat??? 
GRAINNNNNNNS!!!! 

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