Amber
1) eat
2) sniff as much butt as possible even you're own
3) ALWAYS mark your territory
4) Shoes are food; NOT friends
5) Think you're owner is beautiful no matter how bad their hangover is
6) eat
7) Never poo on paper by the door, only on the freshly washed fluffy rug by the fire.
8) roll in mud and anything that stinks; fox poo is a must
9) eat
10) chase cats and other critters.