Bullet ant security?

So let’s say I have a bunch of bullet ants in a cage next to my back door and front door. An intruder breaks in!! I just run out the opposite door than the one he breaks into, and grab the cage on the way out. Then, if he catches me, I just pour the bullet ants on him. Fool proof 

Anonymous2020-05-15T00:59:09Z

I keep a loaded Remington 870 Express by my bed, I bet it works better than ants.