If your toilet could talk, what would it say?

Jesere2020-08-19T13:02:13Z

O sh*t, AGAIN....PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gummy Roach2020-08-19T12:53:07Z

It wouldn't say anything.  It's too embarrassed.  The reason my toilet is red is because it's feeling a little flushed.

Anonymous2020-08-19T12:49:52Z

........''stop plssing me off"

Benny Fitz2020-08-19T12:49:13Z

"Get him off, get him off!!!"