assistant principal shot my mouse?
HI IC took my mouse to school to get it to the school nurse because it has AIDS, HIV, avian botchulism, COVID, Cripple, bed sores, homoerotic tendencies, clapping disease, autism, goose fat, type 1 diabetes, type 2 diabetes, diabetes and aids in the same organism syndrome, dropsy, cancer, the common flu, the bends, bird flu, swine flu, chinese virus, etc etc etc.
I walked down the hall with my mouse in my pocket and the big nosed assistant principal sniffed real hard so hard his nostrils flared and twitched and twisted and he rubbed his hands together menacingly and laughed a lot. Then he pulled a 12 guage shot gun with the handle sawn down out of his coat and shot it straight into my pocket here the mouse was kept. the whole mouse BLEW UP??? How can I get revenge on him? I am considering injecting him with a live mouse to live under his skin. Under his skin mouse **** will piler up like hes' an old lounge chair in an old lady's house who has dropsy or some other disease that induces chronic and uncurable laziness.
Anyway the school nurse fixed my mouse, now it is alive and better than ever.