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Do you know what it means if you smoke after sex ? You are doing it too fast .
Anonymous
What did Miley Cyrus say when she ran into Selena Gomez?...
Slurp!
Anonymous
heres a story my gram told me when I was little:
one time cinderella wanted to go to the ball so her fairy godmother agreed to help her but made sure to tell her that if she doesnt make it back by midnight her vagina will turn into a pumpkin! cinderella came stumbling home around 3am and the fairy godmother asked her ridiculingly how was Prince Charming? Cinderella replies, oh I wasnt out with Prince Charming, I was with peter peter pumpkin eater. the end.. o.o
Anonymous
Que le dijo el calson a las nalgas?
"No manches huey"
hung
no.....i get banned when i do.