Are Lincoln Town Cars Slow?

I know crown victoria uses the same base but I've heard they are slow. It's heavy and comfortable I've heard but another big concern of mine is the 0-60 acceleration. If you floor it does it go. Is it at least faster then a 2006 civic because that's what I have currently

Old Man Dirt2021-01-30T00:35:17Z

The Town Car ranges from 300 to 500 lbs. more then the Crown Vic. Part of the reason I believe is the type of suspension. The rest in fancier trim and longer body panels.
Slow can have two  meanings- the Town Car very likely will have a higher to speed. But it will be a dog on a zero-sixty run (Nine seconds). Quarter mile 16.5. Top speed 133 miles per hour
Honda Civic SI, 0-60 7.2 seconds. Quarter mile  15.4 seconds. Top Speed 139.
I am surprised that the top end on the Civic is that high and the LTC is so low. But I haven't driven either. I don't know if it is a problem  with how high the speedometer goes so that is all they gave it or what.
So yes the LTC is much slower.

?2021-01-30T00:34:08Z

Lincoln Town Cars are NOT rice burners, they get you to where you are going in luxury and style, not quickly, roughly and uncomfortably.