Am I weird?

When I was little I used to think that I was the only real person. I decided who was real and who was a simulation before I knew what a simulation was. The last time I had one of these thoughts was over a year ago. Now, I've decided to plant colonies of ants in the homes of the people who I let be real, you know, as a final test. Am I weird?

Mitchell2021-01-31T09:34:44Z

You're lying. The people in Hollywood that look alike but aren't legally related couldnt have been successful in an alt career because you government nut jobs would have sent your maniac Wizard of Id agents to get them fired for no reason and act like your nutjobness is a secret. You haven't done such a good ,job at that. Things like that are important so you can feel like you actually serve purpose while helping the mega rich creeps get richer in an existence that could have ended with an asteroid.

Anonymous2021-01-31T09:31:16Z

Weird? No, more like self-deluded and self-aggrandizing if you're serious, and more troll-like if you're not serious.

?2021-01-31T09:29:08Z

I’d say you’re delusional