Whats the safest cactus plant that still looks like it has sharp spines to have around the house with pets and kids?

Like a cactus with really soft spines that dont hurt you. but still looks really sharp?
I'm a huge cactus fan but dont like getting poked. but I like the spiney look.

Also are they easy to take care of? What kind of watering (if any) schedule and mount should I do? Do they just need a couple spritz of water from a spray bottle every couple of days or something?

🐭-LAB RAT-🐭2021-03-15T02:40:19Z

Any kid or animal that touches a spiny cactus once and comes back for a second try is retarded and should not be in your house.

We've had cacti in the house since we were married and no child or animals were harmed.

?2021-03-12T06:44:20Z

I don't know about a spineless cactus, but I was just in Arizona, and the cacti in public areas all had their spines sheared off. You could do that. 

Foxy2021-03-11T17:46:29Z

Perhaps the genus Stapelia. They are succulent but look like cacti and can live with little water. They do not have thorns.