Anonymous
Say, "Mom, I don't know how to tell you this, but I failed ALL my subjects." Of course, she'll go nuts and start just totally losing her sh|t at you, like all, "OMG, are you gonna be held back? What the hell does this mean?! WTF?!?!" That's when you chime in, "Nah, I'm just kidding. I only failed one subject." Now, it's good news, not bad. See how that works?